I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful
i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music
how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
*ruins christmas* *checks nails*
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like