i literally never use this

c-elebutante:

elvish-memesmith:

Me, with premium:

i didn’t even know there was a free version of spotify….

rodrickheffeley:

shanzsway:

dankmemeuniversity:

This spoke to me spiritually

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208:

ironpour:

Hers, I am. He’s, I am.

youlovetoseeit:

it is tru and they should say it

stars-bean:

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun ♪

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

awesomacious:

The sweetest granddaughter

oldearthcartography:

perlukafarinn:

if only there was a word for that

llyriuml:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager

fortyflightower:

i’m like “i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me” and then i literally dress like this